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terminally-incoherent: Ah, but these good parts are really...

Fri, 11 May 2012 09:55:18 -0700

terminally-incoherent:

Ah, but these good parts are really freakin good man! :)

Lego Akira

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:30:42 -0700

Lego Akira

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Fri, 06 Apr 2012 09:44:16 -0700

Someone took this pic of me somewhere between LA and Tracy. I...

Tue, 28 Feb 2012 05:56:00 -0800

Someone took this pic of me somewhere between LA and Tracy. I see the license plate is damaged so it must be south bound since I damaged it up north. Looks too clean though. Here is a link to see just how dirty it got!
https://picasaweb.google.com/100915383186722744353/WheelingTracyDecember2011

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Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:07:49 -0800

American Divorce Statement

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:41:11 -0800

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, regressive, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don’t like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We’ll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O’Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We’ll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks.

10. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we’ll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we’ll help provide them security.

13. We’ll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We’ll keep the SUV’s, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors..

17. We’ll continue to believe healthcare is an earned luxury and not a right.

18. We’ll keep “The Battle Hymn of the Republic” and “The National Anthem.”

19. I’m sure you’ll be happy to substitute “Imagine”, “I’d Like to Teach the World to Sing”, “Kum Ba Ya,” or “We Are the World”.

20. We’ll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we’ll keep our history, our name and our constitution and our flag.

22. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I’ll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S.: Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara Streisand, and Jane Fonda with you.

P.S.S..: And you won’t have to “Press 1 for English” when you call our country.

**If you can’t stand behind our Military, Please feel free to stand in front of them! **

Donations needed

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 06:06:39 -0700

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC. Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”

The 2%

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:44:47 -0700

The 2%

TMNT Memorial

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:38:12 -0700

TMNT Memorial

How to get a girlfriend to go home with you …

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 19:30:48 -0700

How to get a girlfriend to go home with you …

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Sat, 24 Sep 2011 20:01:28 -0700

Are you 18 yet?

Sat, 24 Sep 2011 09:29:49 -0700

Are you 18 yet?

Amputee Support Group

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 17:40:55 -0700

Amputee Support Group

Recursion time

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 19:27:21 -0700

Recursion time

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Thu, 08 Sep 2011 19:06:18 -0700

I think you are full

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 20:48:37 -0700

I think you are full

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Wed, 31 Aug 2011 10:22:20 -0700

Kids today …

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 10:21:39 -0700

Kids today …

Justin Bieber Action Figure

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 06:14:07 -0700

Justin Bieber Action Figure

Eat your oatmeal!

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 07:12:00 -0700

Eat your oatmeal!